I stopped by Victoria's Secret this afternoon and there were at least three men in the store being helped by sales associates. It didn't seem like they were there with any wives/girlfriends/mistresses, which is usually the case; they were all flying solo. I was browsing around when I looked over to see one of the guys gesturing with his hands, obviously trying to demonstrate to the sales associate what size his lady was. By the looks of it, I think he might be dating Dolly Parton...
I wandered over to another section and overheard the following:
Sales Associate: It sounds a little odd, but some men use different melons as a way to estimate bra size.
Man: Well, uh...I guess maybe a cantaloupe? Maybe a little smaller. How big are Honeydews?
Sales Associate: Ummm...
I had to run to the beauty section because I was about to explode. By far, the most amazing thing I've heard in a long time.
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